Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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