Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
