I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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