Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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