Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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