Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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