I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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