Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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