I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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