just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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