I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
did i just pee glitter
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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