When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Omg I joined a choir last night...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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