I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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