we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
