We won't sleep together?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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