Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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