It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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