: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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