garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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