Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize