we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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