its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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