Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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