i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
do nipples grow back?
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