You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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