I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
And then he peed in my hair
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