he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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