I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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