I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This house was built for laser tag.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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