it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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