what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
