Umm I'm too high to move.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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