I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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