im drinking this country out of the recession.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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