when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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