I got chris browned last night
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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