so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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