I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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