I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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