At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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