You're completely useless in the revolution.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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