I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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