I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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