Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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