I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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