Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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