Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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