I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
