she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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