My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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