How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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