I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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