There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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