I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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